Love Island Weekly Round Up: 13 reasons why we hate Michael.

I’m back, the written version of Love Island’s very own Ian Sterling. Giving you the roundup of this week in the Love Island Villa.

This week, Michael’s continued to prove why he is the nation’s least favourite Islander.

Throwback to the good old days before Casa Amore and when Michael wasn’t ‘being true’ to himself, I was rooting for Mamber.

The love story of Michael and Amber

1. Michael pursues Amber.

2. Michael says Amber is too closed.

3. As Amber begins to open up, Michael couples up with Joanna.

4. Michael tells Amber she is childish for being upset.

5. Amber leaves Michael alone.

6. Michael repeatedly asks Amber to talk so he can ‘make things clear’.

7. Amber tells Michael she has feelings for him.

8. Michael tells Amber it is completely done between them.

9. Joanna gets voted out of the villa.

10. Greg enters the Villa.

11. Michael miraculously realises he still likes Amber.

12. Amber chooses Greg.

13. Michael is shocked and upset.

It's far from Cinderella. Moral of the story; don’t be like Michael.

To top it all off, Michael has not only been absolutely pied by Amber, he’s also lost all chances with Joanna as she’d be even more stupid to take him back after he’s confessed his feelings by saying he liked Amber the whole time. SHAKE MY DAMN HEAD.

He’s been too busy blaming the girls when the problem is him. Am I right or am I right?

This week has seen its fair share of excitement, heart break and embarrassments. Ovie picked up India INSIDE a wheelbarrow, Joanna’s been sent home to watch Michael slag her off and we’ve found out Belle’s actually mandem disguised as a 21year old Essex girl.

The way she switched up on Anton, you already know she’s on job.

Moving on to more visually pleasing topics, Ovie of course. He’s only gone and cuffed a bloody porn star. If you haven’t seen all over your social media, India is on Pornhub and it breaks my heart that he has no idea.

Our stupendous confectionary has been a whole mood since he’s entered the villa. Our king deserves only the best.

This brother and sister relationship Ovie and Amber have is not fooling me. I have a theory Ovie secretly likes Amber, but he knows she still likes Michael, so he’d rather see her happy than involve his feelings into the equation. Anyone else with me?

Me patiently waiting for amber and Ovie to realise their love for each other.

If I’m wrong, forgive me and I hope it doesn’t ruin my chances with Ovie when he comes out the villa.

In other news, it has been reported that Francesca called Caroline Flack a ‘dirty paedo’ at Wireless back in 2012. Flackers was 31 when she allegedly dated Harry Styles who was 17 at the time. Francesca decided to stick up for her age group and brand Flack as a dirty paedo with her friend who then went to tweet about the situation. Who would have thought they’d be face to face a few years later, I wonder if either of them remember?

But that’s none of my business.

Tune into Monica’s article this week for a hot discussion on manipulative relationships.

Written by Lucy