Love Island Weekly Round Up: The Clones are back

The Clones are back to take part in the competition to find love in the Love Island Villa.

As usual we say hello to the ‘plus size one’, the ‘blonde quirky one’, the ‘Eyal’, the ‘mixed girl’, the ‘one who doesn’t have a six pack, but his personality makes up for it’ and the ‘one black guy’.

To spice it up a bit they’ve actually added more than one ethnic person this season. Can I get a Amen?

So, it’s been one week and the whole nation is discussing the array of accents in the villa.

Apparently, there’s other places in the UK outside of London?! Shocked and confused…

Who’s ready for ‘You’ Season 2, located in the Love Island Villa? I know you all saw that look Joe gave Lucie at the end of Fridays episode. I’m tempted to go in there myself and tell her she should probably sleep with her eyes open for the rest of her time in the villa.

Over to Tommy, is anyone else actually put off by the way he jumps from girl to girl? I know the games the game but he’s being so moist about it. “I wouldn’t turn my head for three Beyoncé’s”. Oh please. That’s the biggest statement you could make and NOT stick to.

As soon as ‘I do Instagram’ Molly-Mae walks in, or should I say, waits in a hot tub, you’re all Michael Jackson twist up your neck.

Lucie’s playing the typical princess in distress game. She picked Joe, (for whatever reason) after saying she “doesn’t see a future with him”, and even AFTER saying she’s jealous Tommy had a date with Molly Mae.

If there’s one thing Lucie’s sure about, it’s that when she leaves the villa, she going to sell her eBook called ‘How to speak Bevvish’.  

She’s giving my name a bad name…

No thanks to the subs bench, Anna’s bagged herself a sixth former and they’re fully forcing the romance. She’s 28 and He’s 20. I don’t see it working in the long term, but I’d love for them to prove me wrong and be the UK’s BTEC Kim and Kanye.

Firstly, I wasn’t feeling Sherif and just wanted Anna to fuck off with her 9ft man, but they are growing on me as a couple (pardon the pun).

Please tell me you all noticed Anton get gassed when Anna was choosing who she wanted to couple up with? I died. You really thought a 5-minute pitch before the recoupling was going to win her over, smdh.

When I look at Amber, I see a girl looking for a Pretty Little Thing deal when she leaves. I haven’t worked out exactly what her type is as she seemed offended when Sherif picked her in episode 1. I don’t know what kind of lifestyle she has in Newcastle, but she needs to reduce her price.

You cute but you not THAT cute.

Amy and Curtis, you either love them or hate them. That is if you’re a High School Musical fan and love anything Disney. Who told them to plan their wedding on the second day? If my girls let me catch feelings that quickly I’d have to reassess my friendships and my life.

Kissing every two minutes to prove their ‘love’ to everyone else in the villa and be that couple who has ‘been together from the start’… It ain’t every season man lowe itttttttttttttttt.

As for Callum, Yewande, Michael, and Anton. There’s not much I can really say, as they have been given ZERO screen time.

Callum’s gone home which is probably for the best as I actually can’t remember what he looked like.

Tune in next Sunday for Monica’s round up of Love Island Week 2, make sure you don’t miss an episode.

Part one written by Lucy

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