Love Island Weekly Round Up: Is Lucie crying wolf?

I would like to kick off this round up with sending my apologies to Amber, she was definitely judged by the nation too quickly.

Quickly living up to her, as many people would offensively call it, ‘lightie status.’

Calling herself a diva we all took our own spin on what that meant and many of us were quick to call her a bitch. But actually Amber you have a lot of self-worth and so you should.

Ok, for the rest of the round up I am going to be pulling up the islanders on their ridiculous comments and things they have been doing in the villa. Starting off with Tommy...

“You have to have more than a six pack in here.” Wait where’s ur personality fam?

And, on top of that evidently you can’t cook with your cheese on toast-mix up starter.

Absolutely sauceless.

He probably wouldn’t be all that in bed either, what has he got past them blue eyes? No substance whatsoever.

“I can see something with you.” Danny shut up. Yuwande run away.

I hate that you have now decided she’s good enough for you. Men think they have too much choice and want to be greedy.

Anton wants to get in on the discrimination in the island saying we don’t understand his arrogance because he’s Scottish... no you’re just a dickhead.

Lucie, yes when you made your arrival, I thought that was really your hair. Now look, your extensions are matted and a brush isn’t going to do it. Don’t worry when you get out the villa @lullabelle will sort you out with free hair if your promise to take a pic for the gram.

Lucie get on your surfboard and go home or take out those bloody extensions. Those little micro clips are irritating my skin I can’t.

Anywho Molly-Mae’s irrelevant, lets just skip her for now and come back to her later.

Lucie.

Lucie's face is going to go even more red if she continues to keep crying wolf.

I have to say, I am finding it increasingly hard to watch this high school spat go on any longer. Lucy likes to hang with man and what ? What are you actually getting at Amy?

Maura.

Initially I couldn’t get past her forehead before she started running her mouth. But I would like to thank her for making this season finally watchable. I have to applaud her for going for what she wants. However, I don’t know if some people would take offence to labelling her as the “Modern day woman”. Women like sex too but shit you don’t need to let everyone know at every second of the day.

Ok, I know this is far from irrelevant but Yewande didn’t you pack another wig? It’s just too much up keep and it’s really starting to look more like a wig as the days go on. However, your bum is doing bits that little mesh number Woi. Episode one everyone wanted to say you had no back. They were wrong.

And finally, we start to see a little sass from her after her comeback to Danny about how her and the others treated the new girls on arrival. “A reaction is a reaction, it’s the laws of psychics .” Yasss tell em again. Use your brains to win your arguments in the villa.

Molly has breathed easy and now fallen in love I can’t. This is definitely something a guy would say when you admit your feelings to them and they want to pretend they had no idea whatsoever.

My comment of the week goes to Amber, my fucking g: “I never lose.” Ladies, we all need this confidence and she’s my new fave person in the villa.

So to sum up, we still don’t know that much about Elma, we are still watching Love Island to this point because of Maura and I’m praying Anna leaves the villa to be with Sherif. Lucie has lost her touch, Amber has more to her than we thought and Tommy still has no personality up until this very day. Stay tuned for our next article by Darnell called ‘Yewande Doesn’t Need Your Complaints.’

And after much speculation of cumming in the pool... it turns out Sherif actually kicked Molly in the vag. You can hear more about this from our writer Lucy who will go into depth on next Sunday’s round-up.

Written by Monica and memes supplied by @itvreactions